What is the most painful, difficult and coolest way to add a permanent but simple design to a persons palm?

so you go to the store pick out some needles and crayons i prefer crayola then you melt the crayons and cut out what you want on your sexy body then you pour the scorching hot crayon diarhea into your marking wounds then you wait till it dries then you have an amazzzinngg art work....unless you suck balls at drawing designs. then just..just..give up and jump man or girl? or he/she